Due to MTV's Jersey Shore, Guidos and Guidettes have never been more amusing, but let us not forget the original Guido mockeries.

My Blue Heaven starring Steve Martin is a hilarious portrayal of a New York guido, transplanted to San Diego due to his participation in the Witness Protection Program. Hilarity ensues.

My Cousin Vinny: This movie has become a Thanksgiving tradition for my family. It somehow always manages to be played towards the end of Thanksgiving night, after everyone is overfed and overserved. It features Joe Pesci as a bootleg lawyer, who is forced to defend his cousin in a small Alabama county court. As a bonus it includes the lovely Marisa Tomei.